We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
~ Will Rogers

I distrust camels, and anyone who can go a week without a drink.
~ Unknown

Attitude is the mind’s paintbrush it can color any situation.
~ Loring Forcier

After a mug of beer the code is clear.
~ Mitesh Jain

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
~ Albert Einstein

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.
~ Anatole France

If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
~ Thomas Szasz

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
~ Bertrand Russell

The truth is more important than the facts.
~ Frank Lloyd Wright

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
~ Pablo Picasso

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, “Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe?”
~ Quentin Crisp